(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
Me:“So, what will it be?”
Child:“I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother:“Eggs… he would like some eggs…”
Mel left London to chase summer around the world, one country at a time. She loves the ocean, writing postcards, and solo exploration. Travel with her on Instagram.